Prevagen Spokesperson |
WASHINGTON, DC: In a joint announcement today, President Joseph Biden and Prevagen's vice president for marketing, Henry Molaison, announced that starting January 21, President Biden will become the spokesperson for Prevagen, the memory enhancement supplement. "President Joe is the ideal spokesperson for Previgen," Mr. Molaison said, "He has consumed it in quantity since he was elected the 46th president, and he credits our product with his maintaining an astute memory and cognitive function, which Americans have witnessed daily on the news."
Biden's Memory Enhancer |
"It made me the great leader I have been for decades, and it will, in the future, let me remember how the Democratic Party fucked me in this last election cycle."
Preigen's main ingredient is jellyfish, which also helps President Biden maintain a strong backbone despite his advanced age.
The exact terms of the contract have yet to be publicly disclosed.