CLEARWATER - Florida Governor Ron DeSantis announced today that he will provide the eulogy for the funeral of Winter the Dolphin, who passed away November 11. "I was heartbroken to learn of Winter's passing," DeSantis said. "While I mourn his loss, I know that he supported my policies as he never wore a mask even when swimming among crowds of visitors. In fact, following my mandate, not one member of a school of fish in Florida has been required to wear a mask."
Following Governor DeSantis's eulogy, Winter will be towed by a Florida Department of Environmental Protection tugboat to Honeymoon Island State Park, where it will be buried in a casket adorned with water lilies."Considering that this is Florida, it is comforting to know that Winter died a natural death," DeSantis said.
