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New N95 Depends(c)
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NEENAH, WI – Kimberly-Clark© today announced the production of its new K19 Depends Mask. Developed with grants from the National Health Center, Johnson & Johnson© and the Harris for Election 2024 Committee, this product was the result of his reports to the CDC and the House Select Committee on the Coronavirus Crisis, that the Covid 19 Omicron Virus could be spread not only from nasal passages but “ from any bodily orifice.”
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First reported by Fox News, Dr. Anthony Fauci, President Biden’s health advisor, explained: “The virus is throughout the body of a contaminated person, and nasal masks only capture the virus from one source. My research has found that the virus is also spread by flatulence, known by some as ‘farts’. While some of the virus is contained by wearing pants, that is no more effective than a simple cloth mask. To combat
this, I have been sprinkling powdered carbon in my underpants. That helps, but what was truly needed was underwear with N95 protection, and this product will do the trick.”
The K95 Depends will initially become available in CVS, Walgreens, and Hobby Lobby. “Beware of Chink knock-offs,” Fauci cautioned.
