JEWISH SPACE LASERS TO GUARD AGAINST CHINESE BALLOONS

Mr. Rothschild tests a laser 

Pay with shekels?

WASHINGTON DC. Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Georgia 14^th District) suggested that the Department of Defense contract with Rothschilds Weaponry, LLC, to shoot down Chinese balloons that spy on the United States.  “Rothschilds have the most sophisticated space lasers yet developed, as they proved in 2021 when they tested them by causing massive wildfires in California,” she said.  “I wouldn’t be surprised if they wanted to be paid in shekels,” she ranted, but I hope that Secretary Austin can jew them down on the price.  After all, we let them live here.”

GOVENOR DESANTIS BANS PETER RABBIT BOOK

Protecting our young 

Banned by Ron

TALLAHASSEE, FL:  Governor Ron DeSantis today ordered all Florida elementary schools to immediately remove the classic children’s book, The Tale of Peter Rabbit” from school libraries and classrooms.  “While this book was considered appropriate for our youngest students, it has come to the attention of my education advisors that the latest illustrated edition of the book contains a photograph of Peter Rabbit fornicating.”  Holding up an open copy of the now outlawed book, DeSantis continued, “What is even more disturbing is that it is unclear whether the fuckee is even an underage female rabbit, or possibly a queer male of  that species.” 

Peter doing the Dirty