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| Donald has Colibacillosis |
ORLANDO – Walt Disney World opened today amidst the worst outbreak of the Covid 19 Virus yet to hit Florida. While masks and social distancing are required, visitors are unable
to get the full “Disney Experience.” Although guests are greeted by Goofy, its main stars, Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck, are nowhere in sight.
“We have had several medical issues of late,” said Disney veterinarian Horatio DeSantis. “First, Donald came down with Colibacillosis, which he has been treating with some antibiotics mixed into his mash. He seems to be responding, but it may be a couple of weeks before he greets guests, and then we can’t design a proper face mask for him.”
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| Covid 19 + Clap |
“More seriously,” DeSantis said, “Mickey Mouse is showing the symptoms of the Covid 19 Virus, on top of which he is still recovering from a dose of the clap, which he undoubtedly got from that slut, Minnie.”
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| Minnie the Slut |
