JEWISH SPACE LASERS TO GUARD AGAINST CHINESE BALLOONS

Mr. Rothschild tests a laser 

Pay with shekels?

WASHINGTON DC. Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Georgia 14^th District) suggested that the Department of Defense contract with Rothschilds Weaponry, LLC, to shoot down Chinese balloons that spy on the United States.  “Rothschilds have the most sophisticated space lasers yet developed, as they proved in 2021 when they tested them by causing massive wildfires in California,” she said.  “I wouldn’t be surprised if they wanted to be paid in shekels,” she ranted, but I hope that Secretary Austin can jew them down on the price.  After all, we let them live here.”