FLORIDA ELECTION POLICE TO CLEAN BUTTS AND RED TIDE FISH

Florida Election Police in New Role

TALLAHASSEE – Florida Governor Ron DeSantis today announced that the Florida Election Police he created prior to the 2022 election will be used to clean beaches and waterways of fish killed by the annual red tide and pick up cigarette butts,

 

“Now that the election is over and our brave Election Police performed admirably, having charged twenty Floridians with voter fraud”, said DeSantis spokesperson Abe Goetz-Cortez, “the Governor has decided that the members of this $1.1 million dollar body will police Florida’s beautiful west coast beaches and clean them of cigarette butts and fish killed by the Red Tide.”

 

“The Florida Election Police did an admirable job, notwithstanding that all of the twenty fraud charges they filed were later dismissed by some liberal judges,” Goetz-Cortez said.  The office recently received a request to reexamine fraud in the 2020 presidential election, but the Governor

Election Police police cigarette butts

thought it more productive to have the Beach No Smoking Law enforced and our beaches cleaned for the rich tourists.  We plan to have the Red Tide fish packaged and sent to some sanctuary cities to help feed the immigrants that we have assisted in their move. Perhaps they will have a nice fish fry in Martha's Vineyard," he said with a wink.

Fish Fry?