Sunday, August 7, 2011

Reverend Terry Jones Takes on New Foe

Orlando, Florida

Reverend Terry Jones, the Florida minister who has gained worldwide attention because of his announced plan to burn 200 copies of The Koran at a field on Saturday, September 11, in observance of 9/11, has announced that based on the promise by Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf to move the location of his  Muslim mosque proposed to be near Ground Zero, he will cancel that demonstration and instead burn 200 copies of Dianetics, the "bible" of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard.

Since announcing the planned Dianetics burning,  Reverend Terry said that "I have heard positive support from Defense Secretary Gates, David Axelrod (advisor to The Kenyan),  God, Governor Blagojvewich, and the editor of Saint Petersburg Times.  God also warned me to stay out of Clearwater, and of course I will follow His advice."
                                                                               
When asked what he plans to do with the 200 copies of the Koran that will not be burned because of the canceled demonstration, Reverend Terry said that he will probably send them to a landfill.                                        
                                                                                                                          
                                                                                                                                   

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