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| William (Bill) Jose-Frump, Recent Winner |
PORT WASHINGTON –
Publishers Clearing House representatives today declined to comment on a report
by Julian Assage, posted by Wikileaks, that the recent winners of its $5,000.00 A-Week-Forever were residents of hospice facilities. “Although the chances of winning the contest
are 1 in 2,600,000,000, as disclosed in our advertising” Halcyon
Goldberg-Fitzgerald, Publishers Clearing House public relations director
commented, “it was just coincidence that 2 of our most recent winners were
residents of hospice or were receiving palliative care. The third most recent winner, William (‘Bill’)
Jose-Frump, is a spry, healthy World War I veteran.” -->
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