THE PENTAGON – Joint Chief
of Staff Chairman General Joe Dunford announced today that members of the
military services will celebrate the inauguration of their new Commander in
Chief, Donald P. Trump, on January 20, with a special meal. |
| No Trump Steaks for these sailors |
“President-elect Trump has
graciously offered to give the famed “Trump Steaks” to the military services,
and our service members all around the globe will enjoy the finest steaks,
along with the canned vegetables and the usual crap that our chefs produce. Unfortunately, members of our submarine fleet
won’t be included in the Trump Steak event because of difficulty in making the
deliveries to them", General Dunford remarked.
“Shit, we don’t know where most of them are, since they just swim around
the oceans underwater for months at a time, but they have plenty of MRE
(packaged meals-ready-to-eat)”, he said.
“This is a win-win
situation,” Donald Trump, Jr. said. “We have tons of steaks in cold storage
that is costing us a bunch. We donate
the steaks to the Trump Foundation for distribution, get a tax break for the
gift, eliminate the storage costs, and the soldiers and WACs get a great meal.”
“We are making America
great again”, Eric Trump joined in.
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| Making America Great Again |
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