President Trump to Get Covid Vaccine

WASHINGTON D.C. – President Trump’s physician, Sean Conley, today announced that he will be administering President Trump with a special Covid vaccine.  Electing to shun either the Pfizer or Moderna vaccines that have just become available, President Trump has elected to be vaccinated with a 70/30 percent solution of 

Contains 30% Chlorox

hydroxychloroquine and Chlorox.  “That bastard Fauci is hawking this other shit,” said the Donald, “but Rush said that this new combination is better than the crap that they are giving Biden, the father of that crook, Hunter.”  

Dr. Conley

According to Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, many Republican members of the Senate and House of Representatives will also elect to follow the president’s lead.  “You can’t get off the Trump train now,” said House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy, or the President will unleash a Twitter shitstorm against you.”