Viagra App for Apple Watch

Saratoga Springs, NY - Viagra today announced that it has created

Viagra

an application for the Apple Watch which was unveiled in Cupertino, California, on September 9.  The Viagra App will be available on the iTunes shortly after IOS 8 is launched, and will be named "Frisky".   Frisky will be free to download, but its use requires the purchase and use of the Apple Watch and iPhone.   Frisky will reside on the Apple Watch wearer's iPhone.

Apple Watch

The Apple Watch has built in health monitoring capabilities, and many applications to check vital signs such as pulse, blood pressure, bladder capacity, as well as other health items, including dandruff, acne, and chlamydia.  (Although an application to detect Alzheimer's Disease was developed, it will not be available because Apple engineers believe that a wearer who in fact has Alzheimer's Disease would not understand the notification.)

Frisky works quite simply.  When the Apple Watch wearer swallows a Viagra pill and its active ingredient, sildenafil,  enters the blood stream, the iWatch sends a Bluetooth signal to the user's iPhone.  That signal immediately enables Location Services on the iPhone, and starts the iPhone clock timer.  In the event that the iWatch continues to show the presence of sildenafil in blood after 4 hours, the application presumes that the user still has an erection, and

iPhone Timer

immediately dials 911.  When the call is answered by the 911 call center, a recorded message gives the iPhone location and Siri says the following: "There is a man at this location who has an erection lasting more than 4 hours.  Please send medical help immediately."
(As an option, Siri will say, in Spanish, "Hay un hombre en este lugar que tiene una erección que dura más de 4 horas . Por favor enviar ayuda médica de inmediato.")

Frisky 2.0, due out in early Spring 2015, will also display calories used during sexual intercourse, and performance satisfaction on a 1 - 10 scale.

This medical advance in technology was made possible by the use of Apple's new HealthKit© development program.  It is rumored that Cialis is working on a similar program, but it will be limited to having Siri give self-help medical advice, such as telling the wearer to pack his penis in ice.  That app, still unnamed, has yet to be tested by both Apple and the FDA.