Mogadishu - Somalia pirates spokesperson today announced that the Somalia Pirates organization has incorporated as a Delaware corporation, known as Somalia Pirates, Inc.. "It will be a 'C' corporation under the United States Internal Revenue Code, which we feel will ultimately make it eligible for listing under the NASDAQ, probably in a couple of years following an IPO now planned for November 2012." (Goldman Sacks is the reported underwriter, but this has not been confirmed as this article is published.)
"Our organization has established a proven business plan that has brought us millions of dollars with very little investment, and less loss of life than other multi-national corporations, such as BP", Mr. Yusuf Mohammed Siad Inda'ade of the Marka Group, said. At this time, our plate is full just operating off the coast of Africa, and we know that there are many other coasts just ripe for our type of business. For a franchise fee and a cut of the take, our franchisees will get two weeks of training, including a real attack on a foreign-flagged oil tanker, training manuals, and the opportunity to purchase boats, appropriate weaponry, communications equipment, and other necessaries at prices generally favorable with those offered by Amazon.com, but delivered more confidentially. We also offer group health and life insurance, some of which will be endorsed by AARP for U.S. franchisees and their employees who have attained the age of 50 years.
Not every coastal territory will be immediately available for franchise. For example, the territory that borders New York's coastal waters must await a review of the franchise agreement by the New York State Department of Law. Other areas, such as the Carolina coast, and the Sea of Japan are open for an immediate opportunity. A franchise offering will soon be published in the weekly franchise opportunities section of the Wall Street Journal.
We recognize that there is some start-up problems, and there will be some failures, but we are confident that the franchises will grow like MacDonald's after the bugs are worked out, " Mr. Inda'ade said. "Did Steve Jobs quit after the Lisa disaster?"
Not every coastal territory will be immediately available for franchise. For example, the territory that borders New York's coastal waters must await a review of the franchise agreement by the New York State Department of Law. Other areas, such as the Carolina coast, and the Sea of Japan are open for an immediate opportunity. A franchise offering will soon be published in the weekly franchise opportunities section of the Wall Street Journal.
We recognize that there is some start-up problems, and there will be some failures, but we are confident that the franchises will grow like MacDonald's after the bugs are worked out, " Mr. Inda'ade said. "Did Steve Jobs quit after the Lisa disaster?"
