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| Tim Cook |
Cupertino, CA - Apple CEO Tim Cook today reiterated his statement that the Apple iCloud was not the cause of hackers posting celebrity nude photos that they claimed that they downloaded from the iCloud. Among the celebrities whose photos have been circulated on the web are Jennifer Lawrence and Kirsten Dunst. (It has been rumored that nude photos of Hillary Clinton were going to be circulated, but her press secretary, Hannah ("Sweetie Pie") Gorg, denied that Ms. Clinton had an iCloud account, and said that she and Bill store their intimate photos on Dropbox."Dong gone it" quipped Cook, "I am going to prove the security of iCloud once and for all by posting nude and intimate photos of me, my family, and even our pet donkey on the iCloud. I mean even full nude frontal shots, although the donkey photo will be a side photograph of Dirk."
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| Dirk the Donkey |
When reached for comment, Ms. Lawrence and Ms. Dunst said that in retrospect the photos have given them some great publicity that will invigorate their waning careers. "I am going to order the iPhone 6" said Ms. Lawrence, but Ms. Kirsten said that she had switched to the Galaxy smart phone but hasn't yet learned how to operate it.
In Moscow, Edward Snowden told a CNN interviewer that the photos were leaked by the NSA, which has a 23 person staff who just download nudes and pornography, mostly for their own entertainment.
