Trump trumps Walter James Parker

Donald Trump

Dr. Parker and the late Cecil

New York City - Presidential candidate and real estate mogul Donald Trump today said that Walter James Parker, the dentist who hunted and shot Cecil, a beloved lion, in Zimbabwe last week, is not a great sportsman and that Cecil is not as impressive a trophy as his own trophy lion.

"Shit", said Trump.  "Mexicans shoot lions all the time, and also smuggle dope and rape women.  I assume, however, that some of the lions they shoot are also loved animals, although I guess that Mexican lions look like big feral cats."

Leo is in his prime.

Leo Mounted

"I, myself" continued The Donald, hunted and shot the best-known lion of all times, Leo, the MGM Lion.  


That sucker was through roaring when I got through with him.  Just one shot is all it took, as he was being walked to an MGM sound stage.  Now, Leo was a good-looking animal, and I had him mounted.  When I get to the White House, Leo will be in the Oval Office."

"I'll bet that  Hillary wouldn't shoot a lion if it was about to bite her in the ass," he said. "Or the pussy."