Holbrook Spitzer Reports

  Dunedin, FL:  According to records of the Dunedin High School, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, now a GOP Candidate for President, was a 199...

Mr. Rothschild tests a laser  Pay with shekels? WASHINGTON DC. Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Georgia 14 th  District) suggested th...

Protecting our young  Banned by Ron TALLAHASSEE, FL:  Governor Ron DeSantis today ordered all Florida elementary schools to immediately remo...

Congressman Santos ORLANDO:  Ye, formerly known as Kayne West, and Congressman George Santos (R-FL), today announced the creation of a new r...

Although my main focus as a news reporter is to simply report the news, I feel compelled to offer what, in my humble opinion, is the best so...

Florida Election Police in New Role TALLAHASSEE – Florida Governor Ron DeSantis today announced that the Florida Election Police he created...

MADRID – The Iberian Airlines Company, Spain’s flagship carrier, today announced that it is changing its name to The Spanish Fly Airlines Co...

GOV. DeSantis RESOLVES TRANSGENDER ISSUE   TALLAHASSEE, FL – In response to the December 30 ruling by a Federal Appeals Court that reversed ...

Good with Lime Juice PORT ORANGE, FL – An elderly couple visiting Florida died today after eating oysters. Wilston Hickey, age 86, and his ...

NY Gov. Kathy Hochul ALBANY – New York Governor Kathy Hochul this week signed legislation changing the term for persons in prisons from “inm...

HOLLYWOOD – May 13, 2022 - Today, following yesterday’s New York Times article that announced that the FDA had approved panties for oral sex...

New N95 Depends(c)   NEENAH, WI – Kimberly-Clark© today announced the production of its new K19 Depends Mask. Developed with grants from the...

Receives "Arnold Award" The Koch Industries Charitable Foundation today announced its 2021 Arnold Award to Senator Joseph Manchin ...

  Will Claim Self Defense ALBANY, NY – In an exclusive report leaked to this reporter by Samuel Exophilia, the Clerk of the Albany County Ci...

Investigation Needed ? WASHINGTON – The December 22 launch of the Ten Billion Dollar Webb Telescope may be delayed if Representative Alexand...

CLEARWATER - Florida Governor Ron DeSantis announced today that he will provide the eulogy for the funeral of Winter the Dolphin, who passed...

Washington DC - Today, Federal Trade Chairman Joseph J. Simons announced that the Commission has promulgated new rules to ensure diversity a...

WASHINGTON D.C. – President Trump’s physician, Sean Conley, today announced that he will be administering President Trump with a special Cov...

Donald has Colibacillosis ORLANDO – Walt Disney World opened today amidst the worst outbreak of the Covid 19 Virus yet to hit Florida....

Kimberly-Clark to Manufacture Face Masks Washington DC:  President Donald Trump today, under the authority of the Defense Production Act, to...

NEW YORK – Shark Tank Members Join in Unusual Funding.  In an episode to be aired Sunday evening, April 26th, (ABC, 9:00 PM EDT – check loc...

Mexico City - April 2, 2020.                                                                                                 Elon Mus...

WASHINGTON, DC March 30, 2020 P resident Trump today invoked the Defense Procurement Act to require cell phone manufacturers to produce pr...

Burlington, VT - Socialist Democrat candidate Bernie Sanders today announced that his Medicare for All will include coverage for pets. ...