Holbrook Spitzer Reports

Articles on Contemporary Issues Compiled by Holbrook Spitzer

Tuesday, December 10, 2024

MOSSAD NOMINATED FOR SPECIAL PRIZE IN PHYSICS

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Tuesday, November 12, 2024

President Biden to Endorse Prevagen

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Prevagen Spokesperson   WASHINGTON, DC:  In a joint announcement today, President Joseph Biden and Prevagen's vice president for marketi...
Sunday, April 7, 2024

Celebrity Remains Attract Collectors

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WYNANTSKILL, NY - After reading that Beverly Hills tech investor Anthony Jabin purchased a crypt next to that of Marilyn Monroe and Hugh Hef...
Sunday, March 24, 2024

New Shampoo from P & G

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CINCINNATI, OH – Proctor & Gamble Corporation today announced its newest shampoo. P & G (NYSE: PG), an industry leader in anti-itch ...
Tuesday, August 29, 2023

Hurricane Idalia To Hit Florida

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TAMPA, FL- With the imminent approach of Hurricane Idalia, both state and local government agencies are providing up-to-date information, is...
Friday, August 18, 2023

CALIFORNIA ADOPTS HOMELESS RELOCATION PROGRAM

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SACRAMENTO, CA – California Governor Gavin Newsome today announced the California Homeless Relocation Program, which is similar to the Flori...
Friday, August 11, 2023

DeSantis Directs Medical College Study Changes

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Consulted Experts TALLAHASSEE, FL – Gov. Ron DeSantis today directed the administrators of state-supported medical colleges to modify their ...
Monday, July 10, 2023

Was Ron a "Nancy Boy?"

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DUNEDIN, FL:  Writing in the July issue of  Psychology Today Magazine,  nationally recognized psychiatrist Suti Neti, MD, Ph.D., the profess...
Saturday, July 8, 2023

DeSantis to Cure Florida's Labor Shortage

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No Labor Shortage After New Legislation Tallahassee, FL.  Florida Governor was beseeched with complaints by Florida farmers, hospitality ind...
Saturday, June 10, 2023

Gov. DeSantis Lost Spelling Bee

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  Dunedin, FL:  According to records of the Dunedin High School, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, now a GOP Candidate for President, was a 199...
Thursday, February 9, 2023

JEWISH SPACE LASERS TO GUARD AGAINST CHINESE BALLOONS

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Mr. Rothschild tests a laser  Pay with shekels? WASHINGTON DC. Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Georgia 14 th  District) suggested th...
Friday, February 3, 2023

GOVENOR DESANTIS BANS PETER RABBIT BOOK

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Protecting our young  Banned by Ron TALLAHASSEE, FL:  Governor Ron DeSantis today ordered all Florida elementary schools to immediately remo...
Saturday, January 21, 2023

Kayne West and George Santos Open Restaurant Chain

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Congressman Santos ORLANDO:  Ye, formerly known as Kayne West, and Congressman George Santos (R-FL), today announced the creation of a new r...
Saturday, January 14, 2023

EDITORIAL: SOLUTION TO AMERICA’S IMMIGRATION PROBLEM

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Although my main focus as a news reporter is to simply report the news, I feel compelled to offer what, in my humble opinion, is the best so...
Wednesday, January 11, 2023

FLORIDA ELECTION POLICE TO CLEAN BUTTS AND RED TIDE FISH

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Florida Election Police in New Role TALLAHASSEE – Florida Governor Ron DeSantis today announced that the Florida Election Police he created...
Sunday, January 8, 2023

IBERIAN AIRLINES CHANGES NAME TO SPANISH FLY AIRLINES

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MADRID – The Iberian Airlines Company, Spain’s flagship carrier, today announced that it is changing its name to The Spanish Fly Airlines Co...
Monday, January 2, 2023

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GOV. DeSantis RESOLVES TRANSGENDER ISSUE   TALLAHASSEE, FL – In response to the December 30 ruling by a Federal Appeals Court that reversed ...
Saturday, August 20, 2022

ARKANSAS COUPLE DIES AFTER EATING OYSTERS

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Good with Lime Juice PORT ORANGE, FL – An elderly couple visiting Florida died today after eating oysters. Wilston Hickey, age 86, and his ...
Wednesday, August 10, 2022

NEW YORK CONVICTED CRIMINALS ARE NO LONGER PRISON INMATES

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NY Gov. Kathy Hochul ALBANY – New York Governor Kathy Hochul this week signed legislation changing the term for persons in prisons from “inm...
Sunday, May 15, 2022

SHARK TANK FEATURES PANTIES FOR ORAL SEX

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HOLLYWOOD – May 13, 2022 - Today, following yesterday’s New York Times article that announced that the FDA had approved panties for oral sex...
Thursday, January 13, 2022

New K95 Depends Provide Extra Covid Protection

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New N95 Depends(c)   NEENAH, WI – Kimberly-Clark© today announced the production of its new K19 Depends Mask. Developed with grants from the...
Monday, December 20, 2021

Senator Mankin wins the Arnold Award

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Receives "Arnold Award" The Koch Industries Charitable Foundation today announced its 2021 Arnold Award to Senator Joseph Manchin ...
Thursday, December 16, 2021

CUOMO TO CLAIM SELF DEFENSE

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  Will Claim Self Defense ALBANY, NY – In an exclusive report leaked to this reporter by Samuel Exophilia, the Clerk of the Albany County Ci...
Monday, December 13, 2021

Ocasio-Cortez Wants Webb Telescope Launch Delayed

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Investigation Needed ? WASHINGTON – The December 22 launch of the Ten Billion Dollar Webb Telescope may be delayed if Representative Alexand...
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I was born in Baton Rouge, one of nine children. My father was a physician, but he abandoned the family when I was a youngster. My mother worked the docks. I learned card tricks at Utica College, which I attended on a football scholarship. Twice divorced, I am alone and looking.
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