Holbrook Spitzer Reports

Articles on Contemporary Issues Compiled by Holbrook Spitzer

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

AARP Endorses Cialis for Erectile Dysfunction

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Boston - AARP Second Vice President Joyce Smegma today announced that AARP has given its endorsement to Cialis® for the treatment of erectil...
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Tuesday, August 9, 2011

New Twist to "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" legislation

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Washington DC  - A high-ranking Pentagon official who asked not to be named because he is not authorized to speak on military matters today ...
Monday, August 8, 2011

Somalia Pirates To Offer Franchise Opportunities

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Mogadishu - Somalia pirates spokesperson today announced that the Somalia Pirates organization has incorporated as a Delaware corporation, ...
Sunday, August 7, 2011

Reverend Terry Jones Takes on New Foe

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Orlando, Florida Reverend Terry Jones, the Florida minister who has gained worldwide attention because of his announced plan to burn 20...
Saturday, August 6, 2011

Tropicana Field to be Renamed

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SAINT PETERSBURG, FL The Saint Petersburg City Council is accepting proposals for the renaming of Tropicana Field, home of the American L...
Friday, August 5, 2011

Christine O'Donnell Seeks Ban on Electric Toothbrushes

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WILMINGTON, DELAWARE Republican Senatorial candidate Christine O'Donnell today announced that if elected to the Senate, one of her fir...
Thursday, August 4, 2011

MoveOn.org / Fox News Poll

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TALLAHASSEE, FL - The annual MoveOn.org / Fox News poll, conducted less than one month before the 2010 elections, shows that the negativ...
Wednesday, August 3, 2011

BLAGOJEVICH TAKES LEAD IN FLORIDA ELECTION

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ORLANDO, FL - The MoveOn.org / Fox News poll pre-election day exit poll shows that former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich has taken a s...
Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Suicides Increase as Bush Tax Cuts Expire

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SAINT PETERSBURG - FLA Health officials in Saint Petersburg , Florida, long known as "God's Waiting Room" because of its ag...
Monday, August 1, 2011

TSA Ponders "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"

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WASHINGTON, DC - The White House has instructed the Transportation Security Agency to rethink its version of the "Don't Ask, Don...
Friday, September 10, 2010

Auxiliary Air Marshal Program Created

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WASHINGTON D.C. - The Department of Homeland Security today announced the creation of its Auxiliary Air Marshall program. Secretary of Hom...
Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Supreme Court Nominee Dispells Rumors

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In an effort to quell the rumor that she is gay, Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan appears on a 60 Minutes segment to be aired Sunday, May 3...
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Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Disillusioned Father Changes Daughter’s Name

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LAKELAND - FL. Disillusioned by the accidents and necessary recalls of Toyota automobiles, Lakeland resident Pablo Eucharist filed a petiti...
Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Atrazine Linked to Gay Lifestyle

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The National Academy of Sciences recently reported that Atrazine, a common pesticide, chemically castrates male frogs and in some instances ...
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Saturday, February 20, 2010

SOUTHWEST AIRLINES BOYCOTTED

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LOS ANGELES. Southwest Airlines has been boycotted by the cast and crew of the popular NBC television show, Biggest Loser. "The contes...
Saturday, January 9, 2010

Cheney: Fight Domestic Terrorism with Predator Drones

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NEW YORK: Former Vice President Richard “Dick” Cheney, appearing as a guest on the new Fox television show, “Oxycodone Hour”, today urged t...
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I was born in Baton Rouge, one of nine children. My father was a physician, but he abandoned the family when I was a youngster. My mother worked the docks. I learned card tricks at Utica College, which I attended on a football scholarship. Twice divorced, I am alone and looking.
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